Of
course you can never be sure in Kanpur, while walking on road, that a flying ball
of red paan spit of Paan Masala will hit you. Kanpuriya is a lingo for people
of Kanpur.
Usually
Kanpuriya have an image of eating Paan Masala and guthka. Spitting it over the
walls but Kanpur isn't as they think about i must say. Some of the interesting
things which should come to your mind when you hear word Kanpur are written
down which will really amaze you.
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A Kanpuriya spitting Paan Masala |
People
of Kanpur are too good with a helping nature, mostly have a very struggling
attitude. They don't fear any challenges and the worse situations. They strive
to the best of their capability to lead a good lifestyle.
Make
a kanpuriya Friend and you'll forget what is depression.Kanpuriya are soft
and emotional but not weak. During their worst times, they may cry, but never
get into depression and we'll stand again to fight back with the situation.
Having a kanpuriya Friend is must if you love all sorts of siyapa and
vellapanti.
Paan Masala of Kanpur
People
chew a lot of tobacco and spit it everywhere with impunity. You will hardly
find a corner in a public building or the walls and floors near a dustbin that
has not been slathered with the unmistakable red coloured tobacco spit. Observe
everything, from smiling faces to overflowing mouths (full of paan-masala),
narrow roads to highways.
Few
years back I was travelling to Kanpur from Hyderabad in a train. I met a
Kanpuria co-travellor who was in job in Kerala.We talked about random topics
regarding difference in the lifestyles of North India and South India. While
talking he opened his briefcase and took out a packet of paan Masala, what
surprised me were those approximately 100 packets of Paan Masala in it.
I looked
at him, expecting an explanation for that, after a while he understood my
gesture and replied that as Paan Masala isn't allowed in Kerala so he take
along enough packs which would last for a month.
I asked “why do you even
take so much pain to carry all these stuff which would eventually harm you?”
For few seconds I was dumbstruck. Never
expected such a uniquely dumb reply. For him, addiction to Paan Masala is an
asset to his personality and an easy way to become socially accepted among his
friends. That incident actually showed me how the scarcity of education can
have such an adverse effect on human intellects and reasoning.
The
chewing pan masala culture and spitting everywhere and staining everything that
comes in the way thereby, started from this very city, Kanpur in 70s. Reached
its peak in 80s and 90s when pan parag, the numero uno king of the pouch
revolution hanging in every corner paan shops reigned supreme. Brought by city
based kotharis, departed actor ashok kumar lent it an iconic status with his tv
promotion of the brand.
Soon
competitors arrived like rajnigandha from delhi based ds group,tiranga, kamla
pasand,pan pasand and countless others. but kanpur brand reigned supreme for
two decades and colored india,particularly painting government offices red.
till we woke up recently and understanding its danger,”banned”it. never mind
countless people died of oral cancer by then.
This
is in short the story of one kind of laal kranti (Paan Masala) in India.
Pretty sure Pierce Brosnan was fooled into
endorsing an Ad of Pan Bahar Masala by saying that it was some exotic Himalayan
Indian herb.
“Thaggu ke Ladoos and Badnaam kulfi” to relish on everytime you visit Kanpur”
Can't leave Kanpur without
eating Laddus Here”
Right next to Baba Foods in Swaroop
Nagar is the famous Thaggu ke Laddu. His Badnam Kulfi is fabulous. Unlike most
other Kulfis it’s whipped rather than just frozen and so it has a slightly
Rabri like texture.
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Shop of Thaggu ke laddu and Badnam Kulfi |
The
ladoos are ideal for taking home because they last a long time and might be
the closest thing to Kanpur speciality.
This
place has a motto "Aisa koi saga nahi, jisko humne Thaga nahi."
Meaning that there is not even a single dear one whom we have not cheated. The
reason behind it is that the founder of this restaurant was a firm Gandhian
(believer and follower of Gandhi principles). He once met Gandhiji and during
his small chat with...
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Badnaam Kulfi |
For the Vegans there is Aromas also in
Swaroop Nagar. He serves pizzas and burgers along with
some Chinese food. The best way to visit Swaroop Nagar is for the Non Veg guys
to eat at Baba and the others to eat at Aromas. Because both have fast service
you get out at the same time. This is Murgi’s favorite place to eat by the way (The
very mention of Aroma’s brightens his day). Right next to Aroma’s is a place
that has no name mentioned anywhere (Actually there is but you really have to
look for it) but it serves good Bhelpuri(as good as can be in Kanpur)
Swaroop Nagar is also home to Makhan
Singh ki Biryani. His rice is nowhere as good as Baba’s so
if you want to eat Biryani, it’s wise to stick to Baba. However what he does
serve are excellent Kababs. You will also be amazed at the size of Makhan.
It
must be the smallest shop in Swaroop Nagar but there are cars lined up all the
time ordering food. The owner just stands there shouting orders and keeping
track of the money. It ought to be a lesson in management.
They
don't have seating arrangements and you will have to eat your food in your car.
Their kebabs are also good and their biryani is boneless.
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Typical Kanpurias |
In terms of restaurants
Antarang in Rave 3 is by far the finest restaurant in Kanpur.
Antarang is always consistent and dependable. There is a singer who sings
remarkably like Jagjit Singh.
The
desserts are great as well. Hot Brownie with Ice Cream, Gulab Jamun with Ice
Cream is great. The moong dal halwa used to be great but has been falling flat
on recent occasions. Chicken Chettinad is something that we often order. As a
bonus the restaurant also has the finest ambience in Kanpur.
Hucka is a place
frequented by most people. The huckas provide
variety, but personally I am not a big fan. However if you do decide on going
there do try the three pepper potato (starter). Also order pineapple raita and
Mirchi Paratha (It’s an awesome combination). Their food used to be good.
For the Vegans, there is
Gyan Vaishnav, in Gumti Number 5. Don’t go by the ambience
and try the place out. Try to get to the place early because otherwise it is
packed. It is act of foolishness to go to Gyan Vaishnav on a Tuesday. Stick to
the basics and don’t order anything fancy. Order Roti Dal (Must) and Sabji.
Baingan Ka Bharta is recommended. Also order the kheer. Ensure that you order
the kheer beforehand because they get over extremely fast.
Last but far far from the
least is a little pan shop called Monkey Chaurasia
(Note the monkey is essential, there is a duplicate Chaurasia along the road. The Monkey Chaurasia advertises Mountain Dew). It falls on the side of the medical shops between Gol Chauraha and Swaroop Nagar. Have the Meetha pan. Have more than one in fact. This is the perfect end to a meal.
Honestly the best Kanpur
food spots are found on the way just roaming around.
The
small shops on the street make up the heart of Kanpur. So instead of going
after just named food joints, one should get out and explore. Places like
Gumti, Naveen Market, places adjoining Baad Chauraha, kakadeo are brilliant for
such strolls. Otherwise the famous ones have already been mentioned..
Kanpuriya
language: Unique
Common Words of Kanpurias Daily Life
People
of Kanpur have their own unique language. Kanpuriya language is rude but they
are always ready to help and have big and good heart. Kanpurias are very
straight forward (many times people don't like it) golmol nahi sidha bolte hai.
It
is just something that any person with swag would enjoy. Its a mixture of
rudeness, straightforwardness, humor and well.Abusive words. The words are just
too different from what are spoken in other neighbouring cities of Kanpur that
it gives Kanpur an entirely different set of vocabulary.
I
will give you one example- The word slap is translated into Kanpuriya language
as “Kantaap” instead of the much common terms of other cities as jhaapad,
thappad or lappad.So, when you are in Kanpur some day, don’t be shocked to hear
someone tell you -
“Saale _________ (beep beep), aukaat mein
rahiyo warnaa denge ek kantaap kheench ke kaan ke neeche”: P
· Zyada bakaiti na pelo
· Bas karo bey pudina bo rakha hai tumne to
·
Aao zara hum bhi dekhe Kaun kitna bada
khalifa hai.
·
Bhai matter ((panga) ho Gaya.
·
Bhokal hai bhai ka tension na lo.
·
Mathadheesi jayegi nahi.
·
Pauwwa (jugaad) hai poora apna iss area me.
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“Chaped” me na Pado yar, “Lethan” ho jati
hai Baad me
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Ho bilkul Wahi, jisme rehta hai dahi (means
kulhad)
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And last but not the least… “Bhanna ke
kantaap padega Bairaaj se Station tak ki sair ho jayegi.”
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“Bhann se padega, sann se aawaz aegii”
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“Akdoge to ghar baithoge”
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“Ek kantaap me chittra jaoge”
And
their favorite word
is nikal “lo patli gali se warna nali pe patak denge”
Banarsi Tea Shop
One
of the best tea one can have in whole Kanpur very hot and creamy tea one can
enjoy in winter and enjoy great cup of tea
Famous
tea vendor who sells only tea and there are always flocks of people waiting for
tea, especially in the morning, where thousands of people sip tea everyday. (At
Motijheel Chauraha crossing).
The
milk and cream Chai with a tinge of Cardamom served in a earthen Kullar tasted
heavenly. The accompaniments of Samosa with potato masala filling melted away
in the stream of piping hot chai and I had to order another chai to satisfy
myself.
Written
and posted by Engr. Maqbool Akram: With
help of different materials available
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